Press release polisher
What the Llama press release polisher does
Paste in a press release Llama drafted, lede, quote, boilerplate and all, and this tool rewrites the phrasing so the news is stated once, plainly, instead of the exclamation points and restated announcement Llama tends to work into even a short release. Every fact, figure, name and date in the release stays exactly as you supplied it.
It runs on our AI server rather than in your browser, since a rewrite like this needs a language model of its own. You get 5 free runs every rolling 24 hours, no account and no signup needed.
The tell
Why Llama press releases sound like Llama wrote them
Llama tends to default to the same warm, enthusiastic chatbot register on a release that it would use answering a casual question, and an editor scanning a crowded inbox notices the mismatch fast.
- An exclamation point on a factual announcement
- "The company launched its new platform today!" punctuated like good news shared with a friend, not a claim meant to be evaluated.
- The news restated a second time
- The lede states what happened, and the paragraph right after restates the same fact in slightly different words.
- Generic encouragement in a quote
- An executive quote that reads like cheerful reassurance rather than a specific, citable statement.
- Padding that adds length, not news
- An extra clause tacked onto a sentence that already made its point, restating the same idea.
- A voice built for reassurance, not for an editor's desk
- Warm, agreeable phrasing that works in a chat reply and reads as unfocused in a genre built for a fast, skeptical read.
How it works
How to polish a Llama press release in three steps
Paste, run, copy. Nothing to configure first.
- Step 1
- Paste the full release, including the dateline, quote and boilerplate paragraph.
- Step 2
- Press Polish. The text goes to our AI server, gets rewritten, and comes back in a few seconds.
- Step 3
- Read the result against the original and verify every fact, figure and quote is unchanged before it goes out. Your remaining runs for the next 24 hours show on the button.
What changes
What the polisher changes, and what it leaves alone
The rewrite goes after the repetition directly: it drops exclamation points, removes the news restated a second time, and trims the quote back to a specific, citable statement instead of generic reassurance.
It doesn't verify, add, or check a single fact, figure, date, name or claim in your release. That responsibility stays entirely with you and whoever approved the release before it went to this tool.
Why it happens
Why Llama writes press releases with restated news
Llama defaults to a warm, agreeable, encouraging register across most tasks, useful in a back-and-forth conversation and a mismatch for a genre that exists to be read fast and skeptically by an editor deciding what's worth covering.
The same tendency toward being thorough and reassuring shows up as restating the announcement in different words, as if saying it twice makes the news more convincing, when an editor scanning quickly just sees the same fact twice.
Straight answer
Does this verify my facts or guarantee coverage?
No, on both counts. This tool rewrites the wording you give it. It has no way to check whether a figure is accurate, whether a quote is real, or whether a claim about your product or company is true. That verification is entirely on you before the release goes anywhere.
It also can't promise a reporter picks up the story. What it reliably does is turn a repeated, enthusiastic announcement into news stated once, plainly, which is a real improvement on its own, separate from whether the news itself gets covered.
In practice
Who uses the Llama press release polisher, and when
Startup founders and small comms teams who used Llama to get a first draft out fast and got back something that reads like an enthusiastic reply rather than a release an editor takes seriously.
PR freelancers cleaning up a client's AI-assisted draft before it goes to a distribution service. Anyone who has read their own Llama-drafted release back and noticed the same announcement stated twice reaches for this the same way, a pass before sending, not a substitute for fact-checking.